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Dreamnorn
    
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6/1/2008 | |
Granted, but Laura steals it.
I wish I had a cannon! ![[evil] [evil]](/images/smilies/evil.gif)
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Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/1/2008 | |
granted, but it gets blocked up and explodes, everyone within a 2cm radius, which includes you because you were sitting ontop of it on your laptop
i wish babies wouldn't point and laugh at me ._. |

KC11
    

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6/1/2008 | |
Granted. Now babies scream and cower when they look at you.
I wish for a water cannon! 
Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>
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Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/1/2008 | |
granted, but its made out of bread and the water makes it go mouldy. the mould builds up and clogs it and it explodes and kills everyone within a 2cm radius = you
I wish i had a brain and not just an anthill. |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/1/2008 | |
Granted, but it's so small that it malfunctions.
I wish I could get some sleep. >_<
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Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/2/2008 | |
granted. you sleep for a tjousand years and when you wake up you are taken away for scientific experimentations and you die from the stress.
i wish i had a slushie that never melted. |

KC11
    

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6/2/2008 | |
Granted. It doesn't even melt when it gets inside your stomach, and you have several giant ice blocks that are due to pass through a rather small hole leading to a rather skinny Small Intestine. 
I wish for a kitten!
Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>
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Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/2/2008 | |
granted, but it scratches all your furniture and craps on your monitor, and you have to clean it up and pay for damages because it keeps eating people's babies.
i wish for cheese! |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/2/2008 | |
Granted, but it's moldy and attracting flies.
I wish for a sombrero.
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Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/2/2008 | |
granted, the sombrero is perfectly fine, but it has a headcrab in it and when you put it on, it feeds on your BRAINZ and you turn into a headcrab zombie and get hit my companion cubes and fridges in some modded portal level.
i wish for a big mug o' tea  |

KC11
    

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6/2/2008 | |
Granted. The mug is so huge that you have to go swimming in it. Having no avalible swimsuit, you end up going nude. As you are swimming nude, the neighbor and her six kids walk by. The mother sees you swimming, gets very angry, covers her children's eyes, and tips over the mug, at the same time teaching her children a lesson about "going swimming with no swim suit".
I wish for a time machine.
Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>
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Wup
    
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6/2/2008 | |
Granted. It malfunctions and sends you to the precambrian period. Have fun looking at shrimp.
I wish I could go to a different school.
ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/3/2008 | |
Granted; the school is in a slum, is falling apart, has mean teachers and students, has vermin, and its toilets don't work. Have fun!
I wish I could fly!
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 Caves Dweller
Rascii
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6/3/2008 | |
Granted. In gaining wings, you lose your legs and can no longer walk.
I wish a Snickers bar didn't cost $3.00 in Sweden.
- Rascii |

Melody
    
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6/3/2008 | |
Granted,It now cost two millon dollars!
I they would convert the C2 Mernorns and Butterfy Norns to C3 and DS!
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Ilaezha
  
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6/4/2008 | |
Granted, the MerNorns somehow crossbreed with the Butterfly Norns and have freakish mutations, disabling flight and swimming from the weight.
I wish I had some delicious sourdough bread to munch on!  |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/4/2008 | |
Granted, but it's poisoned, so you end up tossing your cookies every hour for the next two weeks! 
I wish for a wish that's not corruptible.
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Wup
    
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6/4/2008 | |
Granted. Seeing as nobody can corrupt it, Leanne and I call for a flock of tumbleweeds from KoA to dispose of it immediately.
I wish for a decent Utwig costume.
ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy |

Malkin
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6/4/2008 | |
Granted, it is three sizes too small for you. ![[devil] [devil]](/images/smilies/devil.gif)
It's been cloudy and overcast for days and weeks over here... I wish it would just rain and get it over with for a while...
My TCR Norns |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/4/2008 | |
Granted; it rains so hard that your house floods.
I wish for some toast.
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Wup
    
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6/4/2008 | |
Granted. It's cooked with maggots in it. OM NOM NOM
I wish dinner was ready.
ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/4/2008 | |
Granted; have a nice meal of Spinach Surprise! 
I wish for a Mississippi Mud Cake
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KC11
    

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6/5/2008 | |
Granted. It's actually made out of real mud.
I wish that all the planets with sentient beings were brought under my rule! 
Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>
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Dreamnorn
    
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6/5/2008 | |
Woah, I walked into THAT one... XD
Granted; however, you are an unpopular tyrant that is chased off of your home-world and is left to float in the infinite reaches of space alone.
I wish for a cookie! 
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Ilaezha
  
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6/6/2008 | |
Granted. It's been boiled in french fry grease and cooked to a pitch-black crispy ashpile.
I wish for...a good trip tomorrow! |

Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/6/2008 | |
granted, when you come back, you are laughing and having a happy time but inches before your front door, you fall down a hole and die.
i wish for a red pencil the size of texas |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/6/2008 | |
Granted; it's secretly a bomb which explodes when you try to pick it up with all its massiveness.
I wish for a cell phone! 
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Wup
    
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6/6/2008 | |
Dreamnorn wrote: Granted; the school is in a slum, is falling apart, has mean teachers and students, has vermin, and its toilets don't work. Have fun!
D8<
I said I wanted to go to a different school!
ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy |

Malkin
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6/6/2008 | |
Granted, it's the size of a single cell. You crush it as you answer your very first phone call.
I wish I didn't have to make and eat a cake with sour cream topping. 
My TCR Norns |

Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/7/2008 | |
granted. it now has soil, worms and mole dung for topping 
i wish for a fish that could wish |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/7/2008 | |
EvilSpirit wrote: I said I wanted to go to a different school!
Great Nayru...
Granted; the fish wishes for a piano to fall on you.
I wish that I could be in Albia! 
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Karias
    
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6/7/2008 | |
Granted. You're 2D, the hand - me - uses you as another norn experiment. Push drink, norn!
I wish there were more.. older.. people around.
-Karias; a bit fruity and gone bananas in the wrong climate!  |

Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/7/2008 | |
granted; they're 1000 years old and refuse to let you abbreviate or use apostrophes and then they keep talking about old things and are very boring.
i wish i had a yoghurt |

Dreamnorn
    
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6/7/2008 | |
Granted; it's Spinach Surprise flavored!
I wish I could get into C12DS SAM. ;P
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Squishy-Fudge
  
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6/7/2008 | |
you do, but you can't get out and have to play for the rest of your life
i wish for butter. |
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