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Strangeo Forum Creatures Jokes   1 | 2 Peppery One Papriko      12/31/2008  1 I decided to write some jokes about Creatures. Actually I have only 2 jokes, but when I know more I'll place them here. why do we have an edit function? ok, the first one: A Grendel and an Ettin meet each other. the Grendel says: "I am extreme angry." the Ettin answers: "You could get a gadget." the Grendel again: "I am angry, not bored." the Ettin thinks a few moments: "Then hit gadgets." the Grendel gets a bit more angry "Gadgets are not interresting but Norns!" the Ettin thinks again, but this time a bit longer. after a while it said: "Well, you could get a gadget and smash it on the Norns' heads..." second one: An Ettin comes from the Ark and travels to the Capillata. There he meets his Ettin-friend. Our travelling Ettin says: "Hey, how are you?" his friend answered: "Fine, and you?" the first Ettin: "Very good. I was looking for... why are those Norns rolling around like Hi-Bounce Rubberballs?!" other ettin: "Our hand was again chatting with the hand of another ship. by accident said our hand something to us, what should go to the other hand. the Norns though it was a command for them." the travelling Ettin: "Yes, and? What did the hand say??" Ettin friend: "It said rofl..." EDIT: I have now a third one: why are the Creatures games so difficult? you must do everything by hand Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...   Prodigal Sock Ghosthande     12/31/2008 LOL. That's funny. These are good.   Mika   12/31/2008 XDDDD I like the second and third! random 30 rock quote- " I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror." ~Tracy   animopolis   12/31/2008 the first one seems painful but they are all funny i want to work on openc2e eventually could very well keep this community going for a long time   Small Birb Pann     12/31/2008 XD Hehe, cool. Small bird who lives here sometimes, and wanders other times. Got Creatures related content to share? Submit to Heck Yeah, Creatures! Icon by gettehld on twitter!   EttinLover   1/1/2009 I love the first and the second! Thanks for posting Papriko! It's worth a good laugh! Simply lurking around   Peppery One Papriko   1/1/2009 hehe, thank you all very much. it took a while to make them. ok, they are not as much work as the poems here in this forum, but I think you know what I mean Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...   Dreamnorn   1/1/2009 Lol, the second and third ones. xD I'm awful at jokes, but if I think of any I'll post them here.   Peppery One Papriko   1/2/2009 yah, just post them here. it's an open Forum and not my private creativity area Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...   Antos   1/12/2009 I rofled at the 2nd and 3rd xDDD Thanks xD   KC11     1/14/2009 What do you get when you try to breed an ettin and a grendel? Wait for it... Wait for it.... A dead ettin. Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>   Dreamnorn   1/18/2009 ^Epic. xD   xan   2/4/2009 I smirked at KC11's   Peppery One Papriko   2/4/2009 a dead ettin! XD thats also a nice one <<< ettin-hater and proud of it Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...   EttinLover   2/14/2009 Poor Ettin!!!!! DX Simply lurking around   Melody   2/19/2009 I liked all of them but I liked the first the best!   Peppery One Papriko   2/20/2009 at the moment I try to make some better Ettin-Genomes. actually has one of them a little bug. they get starch from "push button" but that works not perfect with the C3 lift buttons, so they push it and push it and push it and do not stop to push it! the worst thing is: they still not starve XD EDIT: I have now another joke. Why should no creatures starve in the Desert Terrarium? because of the sand which is there! Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...   KC11     6/30/2009 (Not really funny, but oh well...) A norn and an ettin were walking in the jungle, and the norn turned to the ettin and asked "Why are there so many norn/grendel babies running around?" The ettin smiled and said "Well, friend, it is because of Greta and Grr. Two lovers who bypass all species lines." The norn looked confused, then asked "I thought it was impossible for species to kisspop." "Of course it's possible!" exclaimed the ettin. "Here, go kisspop that grendel over there, see that I'm right!" Five seconds later, the hand saw two death notices appear on his screen. (loosly based on a true story, it was actually two norns who kept "em push grendel" on a genetically enhanced grendel I had and were eventually pummled to death) Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>   Peppery One Papriko   7/1/2009 Well, stupidity must be punished... Em Push Grendel! XD Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...   KC11     7/9/2009 Oh, oh oh oh! I have a good joke! How do you get a Shee to... Shee: IS THIS A SPECIST JOKE? Me: Maybeee... Shee: You are EVIL. We Shee have STRUGGLED for equal rights. Me: yeah, while munching on your tea and crumpets brought to you by your genetically enhanced pets... I mean, WHAT, a genetic slave? How sick are you dudes? Shee: We did not merely make them for slavery. Me: Really, I've never seen them used for anything else.... Shee: Oh, we use them to enhance our world, to discover more about our universe, to... Shee2: Hey Olkmar, do you want your Bruin to be medium or well done? Shee: Shut up! I'm talking to an lesser-I mean, human-here! Me: o_o Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>   LoverIan   7/30/2009 Read first post, second joke is so funny, I rofled. Here's a joke: How many grendels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: As many as you think, since on of the grendels will just stomp on it. beep   sam999     10/28/2009 Kock-kock Who's there Eat Eat who You. I'm a norn and you are the hand.   Yamishi   10/30/2009 Lol @ everyone. Lemme see if I can make one up ... "Em push" "Why" "Em friendly" *Smacks Em* Yeah not really all that funny   sam999     11/7/2009 Why did the ettin cross the road? There was a gaget on the other side.   Yamishi   11/9/2009 ... LOL I just got that . I'm not good at making jokes of any kind, only I get them for some reason   Malkin Manager     12/20/2009 Person 1: I say, I say, I say. My norn's got no feet! Person 2: How does he smell? Person 1: Terrible! (the joke here being that in C3/DS, norns sense CAs with their feet...) My TCR Norns   AquaShee   12/21/2009 -How many Ettins do you need to screw in a lightbulb? -Dunno, which one stole it? The Community Scribble: make (y)our own metaroom!   Tea Queen Laura     12/21/2009 Hahaha, I love it!   Peppery One Papriko   12/22/2009 Now we need a lightbulb-joke about Norns... Umm... - How many Norns do you need to screw a lightbulb? - That's absolutely uninteresting. The first Norn would probably eat it and run glowingly around the ship! Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...   Lollipop Lord C-Rex     12/22/2009 What did the Grenorn say to himself whilst looking at the mirror? "Me hit Mirror" As you known Grenorns are Grendels that look like Norns, and so if one looked in the mirror it would think that it's looking at a Norn.   Geek Ettin eprillios     12/22/2009 Just one simple word.... LOL! Geek Ettin's Lab (New!) Bill Gates: "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."   SpringRain   12/28/2009 These look really tricky. but I'll give one a try... A Norn wanders over to see what one of her fellow Norns is eating for lunch. He looks as though he is really enjoying whatever it is he is munching. It's yellow and sweetish-sour. "So, what are you eating there, Marl? Can I have some too?" Marl the Horse Norn looks happy to share and replies. "I'm eating some Flemon. And sure, you can have some." But poor Milly thinks he said 'Flem" and looks disgusted. She doesn't know that Marl likes merging words together and abbreviating them. Looking horrified, she squeaks. "On second thoughts, no thanks!" And runs away like the Albian bees are chasing her. Marl only blinks after her then shrugs and continues his snack. "Oh, okay then. More for me. It was only a flying lemon." he grins. It's so bad... I'm sorry for traumatising anyone with my terrible jokes. I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley!   scoota94   12/31/2009 Nah It was good All of them are good! Don't be worried about who is right, Just follow you heart...   SpringRain   1/15/2010 Really? It was good? I thought it was awful myself. Lol. Then perhaps I'll try another... What do you call a Norn eating eggs for breakfast? A cannibal! What do you call a Grendel eating eggs for a meal? A thief! And what do you call an Ettin eating eggs? Very confused. It should be getting gadgets. ...XD Ugh. I don't know if these are any better. I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley!   scoota94   1/15/2010 LOL! not bad I wanna try! A grendel was walking down the street with an ettin Grendel: Its not fair how we grendels are depicted as thiefs, bullys, and disease ridden! Ettin:I agree! Grendel: Darn! I left the egg I stole ,from the norn I hit, in the garbage dump!!! Ettin:O_O Don't be worried about who is right, Just follow you heart...   SpringRain   1/25/2010 Ah ha ha! That one made me laugh. The look on that Ettin's face would be priceless...and he wouldn't be able to say a thing after saying 'I agree!' like that. XD Not bad at all. I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley!   prev | 1 | 2 | next

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