Dear Laura,
How are you so NICE all the time? If I was in your position I'd certainly implode, or explode, whichever you prefer.
- Nishette
Dear Nishette,
I can categorically say that the 'niceness' you describe is only something that I show to people who ask clever and well-formed questions. If you were to re-submit your question, without punctuation and accompanied by 'l33t' spelling, ("y0 d00d th1s 5h1zZ47 RoXx0rzZ!!!!!!11eleven1111one" - I mean, really, what's the point?
) you would soon find out that I am not the oh-so-friendly-pea-green-pen-totting Treehugger that I appear to be, but instead a ferocious female who can unleash the uncapped fury of a Hardman at will. 
- Laura