Dear Laura,
One of my Nornettes doesn't want to go to bed when I say "Bed!" I'm concerned for her health, and the next day, she's listless until she gets her morning cuppa. I know kids will be kids, but it's somewhat ridiculous! What can I do? (Besides administering a knockout serum).
- Bamboozled Hand
Dear Bamboozled Hand,
Well, obviously your Nornette has been on the 'Net' in the wee hours of the morning. Perhaps an internet addiction is the problem here. Get her out, put her in the basketball team at Norn School, and see if there are any changes. I, uh, can't speak from experience at all, of course. I'm always out, uh, playing, um, sport and stuff.
- Laura