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Dear Laura,
My name is Cornelius and I run the 'Cornelius Cares' section of the Evil Council website. Lately I've been having trouble answering questions. Mainly because of a distinct lack of them. How do you get so many questions, and find the time to answer them?
Yours between deaths,
- Cornelius

Dear Cornelius,
It took awhile for 'Ask Laura' to get this popular, and even now it still has its quiet times. I don't know how I get so many questions really, there's a lot of needy Norns out there, and it also helps that this column is featured on a popular sub-community. Remember, Creatures Caves has been around a lot longer than the Evil Council website has, it just takes time. Perhaps not everybody is depressed enough to write to you with their tales of woe? Or perhaps your advertisement campaign is in need of a revamp. I can usually find the time to answer all the questions easily enough. That and I have a helpful bunch of magical Doozers at my disposal. If you want some serious flair, malevolent Goblin minions should do the trick; every columnist needs an accessory.

- Laura