Dear Laura,
Will there ever be a day where you can take a vacation from thinking and let those of us that dwell in JRChat can come out of the shadows and answer all your questions for you? It would be very educational for sure. ![[devil] [devil]](/images/smilies/devil.gif)
- Anduin
Dear Anduin,
Educational, you say? That's what I'm becoming increasingly wary of! Should I really subject my poor, naive readers to the rabble that is the JRC, who have a infamous reputation for being a little left of the stable? How do I know you won't warp and corrupt their minds? Before long they'll be opening zip lock bags of fate and eating a lot of apples, for fear of perishing monsters that don't exist. And are you lot really qualified enough to take on my role? Not many people have PhD's in Norn Psychology, you know, and it takes more than a truckload of smelling salts, an elephant gun and a large dose of hindsight to get through the day. Maybe it wouldn't hurt as a one-day feature though. 
- Laura