Dear Laura,
I'm writing on behalf of a friend of a friend of a friend, who is really confused; what do guy Norns like in a girl Norn?
- Not Malkin
Dear Not Malkin,
Preferably to a male, she should be bright-eyed and bushy tailed, oh, and she must have healthy pink ears too, that is essential. A display of good housewifery wouldn't go amiss either. The female should strive to make her corner of the Capillata homely, whilst being a mistress of the culinary arts, and of course giving undivided care and attention towards her mate. A practical way of doing this would be to greet the male with homemade Cheesecake after a hard day in the lifts... wearing nothing but a smile. As I mentioned earlier, all Norns are philosophically opposed to clothes! 
- Laura