Dear Laura,
     Today in the Norn Meso, I was like, y'know, hanging out with all my friends and we were eating like carrots, or whatever, and this dishy male Norn said, like, "Eem like Kelly", and I so didn't know what to say! Like, I do like him, but I wasn't really sure if I like like him, like in a friendly way, if you know what I'm saying? So anyways, I said "Kelly like Eem", and he giggled, and ran away. But now I'm thinking that I do like like him, and I haven't seen him in positively minutes, and I don't know what he's thinking! I'm worried that I've made an idiot of myself again. Please help me!
- Kelly Frustrated In Love