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Dear Laura,
I am a foot who wants to write with your pen, but I have no toes! I feel so useless gettin the Hand to write this letter for me. How can I grow my toes back?
- Shadow Ralts

Dear Shadow Ralts,
How did you get the Hand to write it for you? You are merely a simple toeless foot, not a mouth. Regretfully, the 'Ask Laura' range does not cater for your needs at present. However, we currently have a version of the pen in development that acts through mind control, though unfortunately testing has not gone too well. Several of our Treehuggers have ended up in hospital suffering from third-degree jabs, it's a very serious business. Coming soon to a screen near you! Perhaps. $:\$ By the way, I wouldn't suggest sitting in a vat of 'Insta-Grow', you may turn a putrid shade of green.
- Laura