Dear Laura,
Nya extwemly fwendly. Nya find Grendel attractive. Nya push Grendel. Grendel hit Nya. Nya feel pain. Nya still fwendly. Nya push Ettin. Ettin hit Nya. Nya sad. Nya wite extwemly lung ledder.
- Nya
Dear Nya,
Stop it with your unwanted advances and they should stop hitting you. An inter-species romance is a fine thing, but sometimes dating within your own species can solve many problems, like the Grendel's pesky instinct to "hit norn" or the Ettin's instinct to make off with your finest jewellery.
- Laura