Dear Laura,
I have two Norns that used to be best friends, but they got into a fight over one of them using the other's toothbrush. I didn't even know that Norns had teeth! I feel like I can't really help them patch it up, because I'm an outsider to Norn society. Can you please give me a hint on how to help these two friends reconcile?
- Bamboozled Hand
Dear Bamboozled Hand,
Give the other Norn a toothbrush of his own? A novelty one that lights up and plays a merry tune whilst he brushes his teeth. On second thought, you'd better give them both a novelty toothbrush, we don't want any jealousy. Hopefully, that should divert them from any further arguments. Norns can be so fickle sometimes, yet easily bribed too...
- Laura