Dear Laura,
I was born with a very wonky gait, of which all the other Norns tease me about.
I never get to do any of the fun stuff, because I'm too tired out just trying to find something to eat! I'm doing my best to hide this from the Hand, as I've heard rumours of a thing called the 'Recycle Bin' which really scares me. But I can't stay still forever while it's in the world! Can you help me?
- Thumbellina the Norn
Dear Thumbellina the Norn,
If you like classic cars, get this nice Volkswagen Beetle COB to zip around Albia in. Not only will this enable you to disguise your mobility problems, but you'll also astound everyone with your modern transportation savvy and it'll do absolute wonders for your street cred! 
- Laura