Dear Laura,
I have a problem with my Norns, they keep on saying "eat hand" and then I find a bite taken out of me! They won't stop. Please help me fend them off.
- Injured Hand
Dear Injured Hand,
Aw, it appears to me that your baby Norns have reached the teething stage! How sweet. Although, I would've thought that a teething toy COB would've been sufficient enough, but whatever floats their boat. You might taste nice. However, if it does get too much to handle, or if you run out of bandages, you could always cover yourself with extra hot chili sauce; they'd soon stop gnawing on you then!
- Laura