Dear Laura,
I always try to serve my Norns well. I've put automatic vendors in their terrarium so they won't starve when I'm busy testing a new agent, I keep the Grendel eggs submerged in water to avoid inter-species conflicts and, of course, I give them lots of toys. But all they seem to do is throw them into the pond. There's already fish food in there, so why do they do that?
- Extremely Annoyed Hand
Dear Extremely Annoyed Hand,
Rather than trying to feed the fish, it sounds like your younger Norns just aren?t any good at ball games yet, meaning they miss and the toys end up scuba diving. I?d suggest you give them some non-moving toys; ones that can?t be easily thrown into the pond, such as the drum set, or the jukebox. The clumsier ones of the group won?t have to worry about ruining everybody else?s game anymore... or being pelted with apples, and forced to crawl into the pond to fetch the ball, and getting covered in pond scum, and being called "Pond Scum Laura" ever since, and... and... hopefully this advice will help everyone keep their paws dry!!!
- Laura