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Dear Laura,
I've been quite nice to my Hand; not eating it, letting it stop me pushing the elevator non-stop, and eating most of the food I get offered. However, the Hand has not returned my good treatment. Rather, it often uses an annoying device it calls a 'Nornposer' to put me in some very strange positions, and takes a 'screenshot', before using something called 'Photoshop' to produce pictures that look increasingly weird. It's becoming rather a bother. Please help?
- Sick of Cameras

Dear Sick of Cameras,
I wouldn?t be surprised if your good behaviour has made you the Hand?s favourite, pushing you into the spotlight. Perhaps it has a website and wants to show you off, like any proud parent. Before you know it you'll be as iconic as the Creatures Caves Bengal, or that pretty, young Treehugger who posed for this column.

However, should you find that the attention becomes too bothersome you can always seek refuge via the Warp; there can?t be any pictures if there?s no Norn to take pictures of!
- Laura