Dear Laura,
I am a Grettin with a Norn's head. The Hand got very bored with my 'parents' and made me. Thing is, I don't like being a crossbreed! I don't know whether I should eat cheese, cookies or smack things... I'm constantly starving and hide away, is there a way around this?
- Grettin
Dear Grettin,
Why don't you play with the lifts instead? I don?t know any creature that doesn?t enjoy a rickety ride, and it sounds like you could use a welcome distraction from the daily grind. Trust me; you'll soon forget about everything else (yes, even cheese!) when you can push that big... red... button... much to the Hand's despair. 
- Laura