Dear Laura,
HELP! We're out of cheese and the Hand is on holiday, whatever that means! How do we get more?
- Out of Cheese
Dear Out of Cheese,
If Completely Ignored Norn's problem has taught us anything, it could be the Hand just left for some fresh air. I can only imagine that when Norns over-indulge on cheese things can get a bit stinky, with its odour emanating from every... orifice, and you must have eaten a lot of it for supplies to run out! There are many equally delicious fruit and seeds, scattered around the Norn Terrarium, to supplement your diet; all crunchy, juicy and helpful in offsetting cheesy breath and armpits syndrome. I suggest you give those try, for I'm sure the Hand will be glad to return to an Ark that doesn?t have the aroma of old socks.
- Laura