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Dear Laura,
I'm being completely ignored, as the other Norns won't play or even talk to me. A few days ago I hit one of them, as hard as I could in the stomach, and he didn't even notice! The Hand gives food to all my fellow Norns, but it ignores me, and so I haven't eaten anything for half a week now. Desperate for some attention, I even visited the Jungle Terrarium yesterday and had a swim in the piranha pool. They all looked really hungry, but they ignored me too! It's like I don't exist anymore. Help me, I don't know what to do.
- Completely Ignored Norn

Dear Completely Ignored Norn,
I had to hold my nose when I opened your letter. $:\$ Either you're an avid cheese collector, who stores it in their bed for safekeeping, or you have a slight body odour issue. Have you ever considered that this might be the reason everyone's ignoring you? Nobody wants to be friends with the smelly Norn, and it's hard to tactfully tell someone that the piranha pool does not substitute a proper bath, after all. If I were you, I?d try bathing in a nice clean pond, with some scented herbs, to get yourself noticed again... in a good way!
- Laura