Dear Laura,
     So, my Hand's like, totally strict and stuff. I wanna, like, hang out with my friends and do stuff like giggle, and push balls, and kiss each other and stuff, but my Hand keeps like, so waving food in my face all the time. I'm always, like, having this gnawing feeling in my stomach but that's probably, like, because that stupid Hand keeps bothering me and not letting me hang with my friends, ya know? How do I get the Hand to, like, stop shoving carrots in my face and stuff?
- Totally, Like, Norn