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Dear Laura,
Help! I've just spliced a new plant, but something is wrong; it won't stop growing! Needless to say, I haven't found a way of getting rid of it, and it's growing so quickly that my lab is becoming overgrown! As a Treehugger Norn, and a smart one at that, do you have any ideas?
- Shee Botanist

Dear Shee Botanist,
Well I, for one, welcome our new photosynthesising brethren. As a Treehugger Norn, I believe that plants and I have a deep and spiritual affinity. Together we are one in the soil, joined at the stem, as though we all sprouted from the same seed. So you see, I?d never dream of uprooting any shrub like a 'bad plant'! To do so would damage a lifelong and sacred bond. I strongly suggest that you either locate a new place to conduct your experiments (and take the responsibility of creation much more seriously in future), or learn to co-exist with each other peacefully. Perhaps you could even extend your laboratory by building a greenhouse; I?m sure the Shee Ark is big enough for the both of you.

- Laura