Dear Laura,
Living in the hot, moist conditions of the jungle, I have developed a rather nasty fungal infection between my toes. Sadly, there doesn't seem to be a cure anywhere on the ship. Should I just let the piranhas gnaw off my foot, or is there a better solution?
- Ung
Dear Ung,
Amputation is such a messy cure, plus you'd be foolish to give the piranhas a taste for your blood. With the side dish of fungal cheese, I imagine your toes would make a rather moreish morsel for them.
I advise that you schedule an appointment at The Creatures Clinic instead. Having just opened her surgery to ailing creatures, I?m sure Dr. Mousienorn will be more than happy to provide you with the right remedy. In the meantime, keep your claws dry by steering clear of all ponds!
- Laura