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Dear Laura,
I would love to imbibe a cup of tea with thee. Thou art more comely and temperate than the sum of five hundred dames. I yearn to prove my love to thee by setting a new high score on 'Robot Unicorn'. I entreat you, my zesty lady of the zenith of intelligence on this rock called Albia, to divorce thy husband and run off with me. Together, we shall have a baby mongoose and grow moustaches. The ardent flame between us can no longer remain surreptitious. Thank you for the much needed assistance and love.
- Harold Milton Farnsworth

Dear Harold Milton Farnsworth,
Oh, Mister H. M. Farnsworth, you do know how to charm a girl! Although these escapades sound thrilling, and I am pained to turn down the offer of a cup of tea, I am afraid I just can?t accept. My 'husband', as you call him, is the earth itself. The trees, flowers and shrubs of Albia are my children, the sky my big, blue Mother-In-Law, and together we are one very happy family. Besides, as much as I admire your poetic way with words, I fear that I could never be content with a Norn so far from my own humble station. I must be free to be true to my roots and nothing can change my mind... not even a baby mongoose with a moustache!
- Laura