Dear Laura,
How dare you! I write epic theatre and movie scripts, and you tell my Hand to give me... FINGER PUPPETS?! How do you expect me to properly enact 'Beowulf' with FINGER PUPPETS?! Thanks to you, my Hand has confiscated my scripts, typewriter and paper! The feeling would be parallel to you finding out that the Creatures Humane Society had actually SHUT DOWN your column! I suggest that you tell my Hand to give me back the tools of my trade, or I will alert the Creatures Humane Society of this... insult! And I will mock you in my stories, then you shall forever live in infamy!
- Script Norn
Dear Script Norn,
I only see a dispirited Norn who's letting little obstacles get in the way of his dreams. Any true artiste can make 'Beowulf' epic, even with finger puppets. However, I would suggest a more striking and menacing visual for the character of Grendel's Mother. Perhaps a glove puppet would suffice?
- Laura