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Dear Laura,
My Norn wants to become a screenwriter! He has all these scripts lying around, and he keeps forcing his friends into dramatic situations in order to get "inspiration"! Please, help me, I've already lost two Norns to his 'Forbidden Grendel/Norn Love' scenarios!
- Worried Hand

Dear Worried Hand,
Well, can you please tell him to stop sending his scripts to me? Despite being a well-known columnist, on and beyond the Shee Ark, I unfortunately do not have any contacts in the film industry. Besides, I don't think Norns are really cut out for the set. Some of us can't even follow directions without the Hand holding our paw, plus we'd make terrible stunt doubles if it involved getting wet. It'd be a lot safer to give him a few finger puppets so he can enact his own screenplays himself.

- Laura