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Dear Laura,
I'm concerned that my babies' daddy might be cheating on me. I'm stuck at home, in the Meso, and every time I send him down to get me some carrots with peanut butter he's gone for so long! It took him ten minutes one day! You know that that's a long time for us Norns! I've seen a bunch of those ChiChi Norns down there; they always hang out by the Learning Machine, but they don't seem to have a single brain cell between them. What should I do? Help me Laura, you're my only hope!
- Pregnant With Twins

Dear Pregnant With Twins,
Please try to calm yourself. Such panic can't be good in your condition, and things aren't always what they appear. Your spouse really doesn't seem like the cheating type to me, and he obviously dotes on you. I don't know many Norns who'd willingly go out at all hours to fetch their partner some carrots, and with peanut butter no less! There could be an innocent explanation for his tardiness. What if these ChiChi ladies have their own young mouths to feed and he just stops by, on his way home, to check they have enough food too? Of course, if I'm completely wrong about this then you're well within your rights to hide in the tall bramboo, with a rolling pin, ready to strike!
- Laura