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Dear Laura,
It has come to our attention that the advice you have been giving to some creatures has been, needless to say, inappropriate; encouraging creatures to disgrace the body of another for entertainment. You have all heard about the 'Breaded Hatchling Norn', and so you know how we will react to this nonsense. Today it might seem like just a few couches, but tomorrow it'll be creature cannibalism! If you do not stop this disgusting talk and work, of turning deceased creatures' bodies into furniture, we will have no choice but to SHUT YOUR COLUMN DOWN! You've all been warned! I mean, Designer Ettin went and made another dead Ettin into a couch, after YOU encouraged him! We are now posting guards in EVERY world to end this! By turning bodies into furniture you are disgracing the soul of the creature who used to live in it. And Laura, if you died, would you want to be a couch? Something to think about.
- Creatures Humane Society

Dear Creatures Humane Society,
Now that you ask, I don?t think a couch would really suit me. However, I?ve always fancied the idea of having my fur woven into a trendy rug, should I finally lose The Game in a duel with The Grim Reaper. I guess I?ll just have to amend my Will now, and deprive future generations of Norns from warming their weary toes on my woolly fibres.

- Laura