Dear Laura,
I'm a Banshee Grendel, who's recently heard of the wonder that is the 'Breaded Hatchling... um... Crobster'. Needless to say, I'd love to enjoy such a dish aboard the Ark. To do so, I've gathered all of the ingredients, the bread crumbs, a few hot volcano rocks, and a Sludge Gun to kill the... crobster. All but the crobster. Now, I ask you; will you come alone, and at night, without telling anyone, especially Valiant Norn, to the Jungle Terrarium so we can share this dish for tea?
- Hungry Banshee
Dear Hungry Banshee,
Call me a picky eater, but I think I?ll give it a miss this once. I don?t like seafood, due to my deep-rooted fear of aquatic critters wrapped in bread... and a Banshee Grendel?s cooking, for that matter.
- Laura