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Dear Laura,
I am a very famous Norn and I know many Norn girls will want to have a copy of this letter. Now, Laura, I have decided, after much debate, to ask one low as yourself to help me (don't show this part to any of my fans please)! There's this one Norn lady that I asked out and right after that... SHE SLAPPED ME! I mean, ME! Out of all the Norns, she slapped me! I could not believe it, it's a disgrace! I mean, I am the most delicate hero and she still slapped me. Yet I prevail! But I am also MADLY in love with her! What should I do, Laura?
- Valiant Norn

Dear Valiant Norn,
Put some ice on it and listen up. Arrogance is not attractive in a potential mate. Take it from me, no self-respecting female wants to date a Norn who loves himself too much, and now you have an angry paw print across your cheek to prove it!

I think you?d benefit from doing a spot of voluntary work around the Ark; caring for the sick Ettins in the Medical Bay, or coaching less fortunate Grendel youths on their self-defence skills (don?t forget to stage the fights, to make it look like you lose) are just some of the selfless ways in which you could help your fellow creatures. I?m sure you?ll feel better for putting others first, and who knows? You may even impress this girl, and save yourself the shame of another slap! I wish you luck, and know that I will be publishing this letter for your fans to read. Nobody?s perfect, and humility is the first step on the road to self-improvement.
- Laura