Dear Laura,
Help, Laura! Some Norns got jealous that I got to try the new Learning Computer first, so they grabbed me and threw me into the Jungle Terrarium! The Grendels didn't hit me, but one came up and started talking about cheese. Is there something wrong with the game?
- Concerned Norn
Dear Concerned Norn,
Why yes, there certainly is something wrong with the game 'Toss the Smartest Norn Into the Jungle'. Just count your lucky carrots that you've been fortunate enough to be thrown to the Grendels on their bi-annual 'Cheese Appreciation Day', supposedly. Fret not, I'm sure the ever-gallant Hand will come to your rescue once it realises you're missing. While you're waiting, you could humour the Grendels by asking them what their favourite variety of cheese is. You might even come out of there with a tasty new recipe!
- Laura