Dear Laura,
I keep hearing Hands going on and on about 'Tea'. I've gathered that it is a drink, commonly brown, and it's hot. Judging from the way the Hands are talking, it sounds like a very good beverage. So I asked my Hand if I could have a cup. But sadly, the Hand said I couldn't, because it's not in the game. Tell me Laura, do you have any idea how I could enjoy a cup of this fine sounding liquid? And could you tell me more about it, perhaps?
- Tea Craving Norn
Dear Tea Craving Norn,
Ask your Hand this: if tea doesn't exist, how come I enjoyed a brew with my breakfast cheese this morning; strong, with one sugar and the tiniest dash of milk? I suspect that it's trying to deceive you, simply because it?s greedy and wants to protect its secret stash from the paws of curious and thirsty Norns. It?s hard to share something so delicious, but partaking in tea is the only way to truly experience its refined flavour. Personally, I think it?s high time you paid a visit to the Tea Shee?s shop, where the teapot is always brimming and the aroma of dried bramboo leaves tickle your senses. Really, the Tea Shee ought to start treating me to free teabags for all the new customers I?m sending his way. Perhaps we could go into business together and give away one complimentary sample with every question submitted. 
- Laura