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Dear Laura,
There is this one really cute Norn in the Meso, called Henry, who I really like. He said that he would marry me, but that we have to adopt a pink Poodle Ettin if we get married! I hate dogs, because they always bite me, but I also love my beloved Henry! What should I do, Laura?
- Love Struck Norn

Dear Love Struck Norn,
As in any marriage, sometimes there'll be matters that you and Henry won?t agree on, so you'll have to compromise with each other; why don?t you try to reach an agreement regarding the family pet? The way I see it, you?re either a dog lover or a cat lover, so splicing a Poodle Ettin and a Neko Ettin together, to create a hybrid, will surely make you both happy... Unless you end up with a pet that finds gadgets, buries them, digs them up, deposits them on your doorstep and then goes off to bury them again.
- Laura