Dear Laura,
Ever since I was a hatchling, I've always dreamed of becoming a successful singer. Unfortunately, all of the other Ettins think it's a stupid dream, and that I should just stick to hoarding machinery. Do you have any advice on how I can eventually achieve my dream?
- Ettin Singer
Dear Ettin Singer,
Well, I disagree with the other Ettins; you've got to have a dream. If you don?t have a dream then how?re you going to have a dream come true? Using your engineering skills, you could try tinkering with the toy radio, or some similar gadgets, to discover a way to improve your voice. After a bit of tweaking, those perfectly pitched tones should just come naturally! Your Ettin friends will surely appreciate your talent once they see how music and technology can go hand in hand. Before you know it, you'll be changing your name to '?ttin', and your popularity in the charts will rival that of even the famous DJ Grendel!
- Laura