Dear Laura,
Laura, I am frightened! You see, there was this Grendel that I made into a couch (I didn't kill it, some Norns just gave him to me and told me to make a sofa out of it). Well, I had finished making it, however two days later, I began having strange dreams, visions if you will, of the Grendel whom the hide belonged to. He only used to come at night, but now he is everywhere! He is looking over my shoulder as I write this letter! I know he is a ghost because he is translucent! What do I do? How do I make him go away? And why is there never a decent cup of tea on this spaceship?
- Terrified Norn
Dear Terrified Norn,
Haunted furniture can really ruin the Feng Shui of a room, especially if the ghost used to 'be' the furniture in its past life. Perhaps the Grendel feels that its body hasn't been laid to rest properly... have you checked the couch for any lost socks or carrots inbetween the 'cushions'?
Once everything's been resolved, I know just the place where you both can go for a nice cup of tea. The Tea Shee's shop has some exciting flavours; I hear the new Pumperspikel seed blend is a real hit! I?m sure the Grendel would appreciate a treat before it finally departs to join the Afterlife.
- Laura