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Dear Laura,
I have a problem. When I was out in the Jungle Terrarium, I poked a Grendel and it hit me. So I poked it again and it hit me again. But the third time I poked it, it started a 'phi-lo-so-phi-cal' discussion about the nature of the 'u-ni-verse' in which we live! I think there is something wrong with the game, what do I do?
- Concerned Ettin

Dear Concerned Ettin,
It?s good to have a hobby, but next time I?d use a much smaller stick to poke the Grendels with. A philosophical outlook would not make a good life for a Grendel; Grendels aren't supposed to be smart, and we wouldn't want the rest of his tribe bullying him for being an 'Egghead'. A second bonk on the head should return him to normal. Failing that, I guess the Learning Room could always use an assistant tutor.
- Laura