Dear Laura,
I like to eat carrots and enjoy all varieties; green, purple, orange and yellow. Sometimes I like the green ones more than the orange ones, or the orange ones more than the purple ones, but I still think the yellow ones are the best! I also love them in all sizes; small, medium, large, or extra large! However, a while ago, some Grendels ate them and then died suddenly from a 'Cyanide attack'. They were eating the yellow ones (which are my favorite
), and only sampling orange and the purple ones. They left the green ones because they thought they were poisoned (muhahahaha)! All I want to know is: will I suffer a 'Cyanide attack' too if I eat them?
- Worried Butterfly Norn
Dear Worried Butterfly Norn,
Those are crayons. Do not eat.
- Laura