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Dear Laura,
Help me, it seems I'm in some alternate reality with these little cat, dog, human things! They keep saying "eat critter" and it's beginning to worry me. This giant, disembodied Hand said it could offer me no help, as it was supervising a 'Wolfling Run', but referred me to you. Please, Laura, could you explain to me the ways of your species so I may survive long enough to get out of here?
- Josh the Penguin

Dear Josh the Penguin,
Well, I hope you have an appetite for cheese! You could probably get away with gobbling a Stickletrout when no one's looking, but if you really want to blend in, you'll need to act and think like a bona fide Norn. Picking up 'Handish' from your fellow Norns, repeating the same words they speak (however, I'd avoid saying "push norn", talk about awkward...) and pretending to be fixated with the lift buttons, by pressing them again and again, would be a good start. I also recommend a visit to the Aquatic Terrarium during your stay; it's an ideal place to go fishing, or swim, should you want to feel more at home. Overall I think you'll be safe, as I am yet to meet a Norn with a taste for 'Breaded Hatchling Penguin'. It?s the Grendels you ought to be wary of, although I?m sure they can be won over with some tap dancing lessons.
- Laura