Dear Laura,
Hello! I have come to antagonize you! So! Why are you always so... antagonizing... errr... no! That's not right! Um... lemme think... okay! Here we go! Wait... no... I can't seem to find the right words... any ideas?
- Aunt Antagonist
Dear Aunt Antagonist,
Aha! Don't think I can't see through your fiendish schemes, Aunt Antagonist! You know full well that I'd never publish antagonizing questions to my column, so none of my dear readers will even know of our constant struggle. Imaginative and amusing questions will always triumph over your feeble attempts at trickery! Now, where's that 'Delete' button...
*Click*
... I accidentally hit 'Post', didn't I?
- Laura