Dear Laura,
Hello! I am an Ettin named Ettina, and I was wondering if you could help me? I'm about 35 minutes old, and I still can't find a male Ettin to live with me in the desert! It's not that they don't want to, it's just that there are no male Ettins. Please help me, Laura!
- Ettina
Dear Ettina,
Every creature deserves to have a little companionship, in our otherwise lonely existence orbiting Sphericus. New friends can come in all shapes and sizes, so why not ask the Hand to help you fill out a personal profile and explore the services that the Warp has to offer? I?m sure you?ll be able to seek out and import an Ettin who?ll be ideal for sharing the desert with and a perfect match for your interests. Imagine having someone there to collect gadgets with, take sandy walks with, disassemble machinery with or bother Grendels with, by sneaking around the maintenance doors. And who knows what other feelings may emerge, like the shy Cacbana cactus flower, as time goes on... You may find the place suddenly becoming a lot more crowded! 
- Laura