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Dear Laura,
I got a hold of a Grendel-hide couch for cheap, for my little piece of land in C12DS Albia. It's a little bit torn up (the previous owner said somebody tried to turn it into a jacket), but it'll do. Or so I thought. Now I've realized I don't have anywhere to put it! My Grendel-hide loveseat, Ettin-fur comfy chair, and bramboo table and chairs take up almost all the space! Well, I can't let something like this go to waste. What should I do with it?
- Decorating Norn

Dear Decorating Norn,
Well, you?re obviously a Norn who?s used to living in comfort, with enough luxuries to fill an airlock. Why not do a good deed this Christmas and donate the couch to the deprived Ettins, in their sparse Desert Terrarium, who have sore behinds from having nothing but volcanic rocks to sit on? I?m sure this generous act would warm your heart, greater than any expensive piece of upholstery ever could. However, if you?d rather be like Ettinezer Scrooge, seize this opportunity and trade in the couch, in return for some secondhand gadgets to sell at an extortionate price. Bah, hum-badbug!
- Laura