Dear Laura,
I intend to go on a hunting expedition through the icy snows of Ostrova! However, on account of it being, well, arctic, I suspect there to be chilly temperatures! I have an ingenious plan on warming myself, though - Norn skins! Ettin fur is too thin, and the leathery, scaly skin of Grendels won't be much good. They are too hard to get, anyway. But I digress. Which Norn species do you think has the thickest and most luxurious fur to wrap myself in?
- Arctic Hunter
Dear Arctic Hunter,
I am appalled. Skinning Norns for their fur is inhumane. We need to keep warm too, and I can?t say that naked is a good look for us. We?d be a laughing stock! It would be kinder to strap a couple of live Norns to your person instead. The Magmas would definitely keep your tush toasty, but they won't be happy when they get cold after a while. I think the Bruins are the best species for the job, not just for their warmth, but their plain, brown fur would create a fashionable contrast against the white, pristine mountain peaks. Be careful that you don?t tickle them too much though; their giggles could cause an avalanche.
- Laura