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Dear Laura,
Hi! I'm a female NornBieber fan! I love him! He's so dreeeaaammmy, but he won't notice me because all of the other fans. When he was saying "eem love hand" I threw a carrot at him with a bow on it, and he still didn't notice me! I even tried to shout to him "eem like NornBieber!" but he still didn't respond! Please help! I'm going to be BieberJr's mother!
- Crazed NornBieber Fan

Dear Crazed NornBieber Fan,
I hate to be the bringer of bad news and shatter those closely guarded teenage dreams, like an egg cruelly crushed underfoot by a rampaging Grendel, but NornBieber is actually EttinBieber. Their childish looks and weird haircut are painfully clear, not to mention that they don't appear to have a distinguishable gender. As for not being noticed, I'm afraid EttinBieber has become far too absorbed in their new fame and status to see a simple Norn girl like yourself. They've lost touch with what?s really important. Dry those tears though, because when EttinBieber is finally exposed, you?ll still have your dignity... and hopefully a real, strapping Norn by your side too!
- Laura