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Dear Laura,
I'm a shy Norn, and while walking around in the jungle I fell in love with a Grendel... But the Hand won't let me go to him because it thinks it is too dangerous for me. How can I get out of the Norn Home and sneak into my lover's paradise without the Hand noticing me?
- Marah the Bondi Norn

Dear Marah the Bondi Norn,
As wonderful as this Grendel boy may seem to you right now, I'm afraid this relationship won?t work out in the long run. They say opposites attract, but I sense that your two Terrariums are just too far apart. What do you have in common, other than pixels? I have never seen a Grendel riding any waves, or proudly showing off his tan and I?m not sure how a timid Norn, like yourself, would feel after a boisterous round of 'hit machinery' or after mud bathing in the swamp. So rather than risk betraying your Hand?s trust (not to mention your furry little be-hind!) I suggest that you become pen pals with him instead, from the safety of the Comms Room, and look for love elsewhere.
- Laura