Dear Laura,
I am an Ettin, but I don't feel like an Ettin. I don't want to steal gadgets, and I hate the desert. The other Ettins called me strange and kicked me out of their society. What should I do? Should try to be like the others, or go my own way?
- Regi the Strange Ettin
Dear Regi the Strange Ettin,
I've only heard this through the tomato vine, but rumour has it there is an impostor amongst the Ettins! Indeed, some crafty Norn has been posing as one of your own, making all your brethren highly suspicious of each other. Being different surely won't help in such a tense environment. What you could do is try to find this fake and unmask him. Is there an Ettin that seems to be trying very hard to be as industrious and gadget-hoarding as possible? He probably has a strange haircut and a funny walk. Once you've uncovered him, I'm certain the other Ettins will hail you as their hero and, despite all your differences, will realise you truly are part of their tribe.
- Laura