Dear Laura,
All of a sudden I woke up inside a cardboard box, and I can't move! I can hear people speaking about 'delivery', but I don't know what it means! Can you tell me how to escape before my stuffing bursts with anxiety?
- Trapped Norndoll
Dear Trapped Norndoll,
Don?t spill your beans! You?re about to embark on a long journey and boldly go where no Norn has ever gone before. Go to sleep in your cardboard box (and try to bundle up warm in the bubble wrap, as it might be colder where you?re going!) and when you awake, everything will be new and exciting; very different from Albia. You may find this new world a bit strange when you first arrive. I?ve heard tales that there are lemons the size of your head, and that your new caretaker?s dirty socks are one of many new dangers... Fear not though, because you will be well looked after!
- Laura