Dear Laura,
I found a mushroom in the jungle, and it's amazing! I'm so much taller than everyone else now! Unfortunately, the effects wear off when I get hit, but I found a small patch of them, now I've depleted the patch. Where should I look for more?
- Mar-Mar
Dear Mar-Mar,
I'm glad you came to me for help, as your siblings have also expressed their concerns to me privately. You need to rid yourself of this taste for potent fungi, before you become a danger to yourself and to others. Who knows what might happen if you start imagining that the Grendel, who?s gnashing its teeth in your direction, actually wants to be your friend, or if you become trapped, since your vast height is too great for any door! I have scheduled a group therapy session with the Hoverdoc for you, where you can talk about your problem with mushrooms in the company of a few other creatures, and help each other to once again enjoy the simple pleasures of eating carrots and pressing buttons.
- Laura