Dear Laura,
     I have a big problem! One day, I was playing with my Norns and one of them, Julie, was pushing the elevator button. I thought it was fine and went to bed. However, the next day when I came back, all of my Norns were gathered around the elevator button and they were worshipping it! They even wore clothes. Julie's wearing a button hat and they're speaking this weird language called 'Buttonish'. It's like they're obsessed with it! When I tried to push the elevator button, they got mad at me and Julie said, "Hand go away. Great Leader Button dislike Hand. Norns dislike Hand!" ... and then they started throwing nuts and apples in the shape of buttons at me! I am now hiding somewhere in the Norn Terrarium, but I can hear them talking about "Offering Hand to Great Leader Button..." I'm scared, please help me!
- Scared Hand