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Dear Laura,
Yo, Laur'! There are like, like, like, you know some like, killer waves out here! Maybe, you wanna' like, like, you know, catch a few by the beach with me! I'll bring boards, and, like, like, like, maybe a nice picnic! See ya' there!
- Surfer Norn

Dear Surfer Norn,
I must say, dear chap, sending me such a cordial invitation was rather sporting of you; I read it while I supped my afternoon tea in the treehouse. Alas, and it is a ghastly matter, but I just cannot set one paw in the water, not even my dainty little toe! It is very embarrassing indeed, but just one drop and my fur becomes matted something rotten. I do confess, I end up looking like a common Worker Ettin! One's appearance has to be maintained, so it is with the deepest regret that I must decline this most generous offer of yours.
- Laura