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Dear Laura,
All my Norn friends make fun of me because I'm the color of cotton candy! It isn't my fault the Hand decided to play with the Genetics Kit again, it really isn't. Plus, all the girl Norns are trying to get me to go to the mall with them and even had the nerve to tell me what eyeshadow would look best with my eyes! Could you help me, Laura? Please, I don't want to be treated like a girl.
- Joseph

Dear Joseph,
Time to toughen up and turn that pink into Punk! Craft yourself a rad outfit from blackened Grendel leather (I hear that some scheming Norns might have some left over from a couch they made...), add some slashes for that chaotic edge, and style up your locks into a dangerous-looking mohawk. Some Tantris berries ought to do the trick for a shocking bright purple hair dye. With such a bold statement, everyone will have to admit that pink can be Bad. In a good way. You might still be pestered by the Norn ladies, but in entirely new and refreshing ways! By the way, I think a dark-blue eyeshadow would look rebellious and really bring out your eyes.
- Laura