Dear Laura,
There is this Grendel and well... um... he's not like any other Grendel I've ever met. I was walking through the Jungle, when suddenly I saw him. I don't know how to express my odd feelings, but I felt like I had butterflies in my stomach and I couldn't help blushing! I tried to walk over to him, but my legs felt as if they turned to jelly! I am afraid, am I sick or something?
- Confused Hardman Girl
Dear Confused Hardman Girl,
Don't worry, these feelings are completely normal when you meet someone you like. How about I invite you both to an evening at my treehouse? This way you can leave your jelly legs at home and get to know this Grendel fellow better in a safe and secure environment. Bring some fermented Albian grape juice!
- Laura