Dear Laura,
I was casually walking down the garden today when a whole flock of flying lemons came flying right at me. They seemed rather dangerous and were pelting me and some other Norns in the head! What should we do about these lemons? They've gone mad!
- Alarmed Norn
Dear Alarmed Norn,
The best way to get rid of flying lemons is to find the 'Sniggering Bush'. Usually it can be found in the direction the lemons come from, and sounds remarkably like a Grendel having a good time. Poking this strange and mysterious shrubbery a few times with a sharp stick will surely rid you of the flying lemon plague.
- Laura